Pardon the pun
When your name is John Yeast, you have to expect the plethora of puns and jokes that will be thrown your way. After all, kids are quite mean and even adults can’t stop themselves from making a pun. It keeps us all on our toes and a well intentioned joke is always good to have around. God knows how many bread puns John probably made himself! We say this because his tombstone in Ruidoso, New Mexico has one of the best puns engraved on it: “Here lies John Yeast. Pardon me for not rising.”
We wonder, just how much did the man ferment over this brilliant joke?
Great, humor.
This is the best, In my opinion, must be a genius.
The funniest I have seen is at the Tombstone Cemetery, in Tombstone AZ. It goes something like this:
“Here lies Les Moore. Cut down from two slugs from a .44. No Les, no more”
It really reads: Here lies Lester Moore , 4 slugs from a .44 No Les, no more
Why not, “The farts are now buried”?
Now this is a good one.
love this one..lol
You need new material.
where are they ?????
I grew up watching Looney Tunes and, therefore, listening to the master’s wonderful work. All I can say about his epitaph is that it could not be any more appropriate! 😁
These are all very funny but the funniest one I ever saw was Rodney Dangerfield’s stone. He is buried in the same cemetery as Jack Lemmon and Merv Griffin but his says, “There goes the neighborhood.”
Well Shit, THAT didn’t work !
Merv was never the host of Jeopardy!. Art Fleming hosted from 1964 to 1979; Alex Trebek hosted the revival from 1984 to 2020; and then Ken Jennings followed a group of host wannabes to take the reins of the show in the early 2020’s.