14. “My grandma went to Japan and was amazed at how many comics they had everywhere (Manga). Knowing I’m a 10-year-old boy and spend most of my allowance on comics down at the flea market she figured this would be a great gift. So she and grandpa are packing up to come back and she decides to grab one and look through it while she smokes. It was porn. My poor grandmother had purchased me 15 hentai novels. She was so appalled that she refused to go back to Japan after that. I never got them, I got to hear the story about it while everyone was enjoying their gifts from Japan and I was told why I got nothing.”
#3,
What better way to celebrate being single!? Get some ammo and head off to the range and do some practice! Great sport to get in to.
#5,
Maybe they think you would be a better Veterinarian than a programmer. lol!
#9,
Put it on E-Bay.
#11,
Coulda’ been a “tablet”…..