#9 Thank God, He is never too busy to stop by!
Unlike my son-in-law, who always has something planned, Jesus won’t let you down! Or so they say. And in the eventuality that the weekly service is canceled for whatever reason, this church made sure to reassure all of us that God will be there if we ever need a house call. We wonder what could be so pressing that you need to have God come by, out of everyone out there.
The one thing that they forgot to mention is his phone number. It sounds like it would be quite hard to get him to stop by if you could not call him!
Love it just made my Sunday
A great deal rests on where you place your punctuation and emphasis. . . . With a minor change in punctuation (especially since there is none actually on this sign,) you could read this as:
“Church Parking”
“Only Violators will be Baptized.”
Now THAT I find funny 😄 😆 🤣
Keep them coming made my day. I always knew Jesus had a sense of humor
One or the best church signs j ever saw read stop in for a free faith lift and one that read now taking applications God is holding interviews today from 9 to 5
#4 wasn’t that funny, BUT # 10 WAS. I cum a lot more than once a year!
I thought they were great. I really liked them. I think Jesus is liking them as he reads them,
My local church had a sign that said:
Silly Rabbit, Easter is for Jesus!
My favorite sign was. God doesnt believe in atheists?, therefore atheists don’t exist.
It was so funny.
Also the ine whete the sign mentions thr stolen AC. That the person should keep them, because it’s hotbwhere they’re going.