#8 Who said you couldn’t use a sign to expose someone while also laying out facts?
First of all, it’s not nice to steal things. It’s even worse when you end up stealing from a church, of all places. Even if no one catches you in the act, you can be sure that Jesus saw you. Shame on you!
And if you end up stealing from this church, they will make sure to put you on blast. If I was part of the congregation and I got a new AC unit, I would suddenly feel very hot under the collar. And not because they threaten me with eternal damnation for stealing… a little out of the ordinary, but extremely amusing!
Love it just made my Sunday
A great deal rests on where you place your punctuation and emphasis. . . . With a minor change in punctuation (especially since there is none actually on this sign,) you could read this as:
“Church Parking”
“Only Violators will be Baptized.”
Now THAT I find funny 😄 😆 🤣
Keep them coming made my day. I always knew Jesus had a sense of humor
One or the best church signs j ever saw read stop in for a free faith lift and one that read now taking applications God is holding interviews today from 9 to 5
#4 wasn’t that funny, BUT # 10 WAS. I cum a lot more than once a year!
I thought they were great. I really liked them. I think Jesus is liking them as he reads them,
My local church had a sign that said:
Silly Rabbit, Easter is for Jesus!
My favorite sign was. God doesnt believe in atheists?, therefore atheists don’t exist.
It was so funny.
Also the ine whete the sign mentions thr stolen AC. That the person should keep them, because it’s hotbwhere they’re going.