13. “My grandmother once gave a can of sardines for Christmas. Literally, a can of sardines. She had wrapped it up in wrapping paper and everything. Everyone received similar gifts that year. I think she just went through the pantry and got rid of all the old stuff …”
#3,
What better way to celebrate being single!? Get some ammo and head off to the range and do some practice! Great sport to get in to.
#5,
Maybe they think you would be a better Veterinarian than a programmer. lol!
#9,
Put it on E-Bay.
#11,
Coulda’ been a “tablet”…..