3. “On my 21st birthday, my girlfriend broke up with me and confessed that she had been sleeping with my best friend for the past 2 months. After she left, my dad called and invited me to his house so he could give me my present. It was a 9mm handgun.”
#3,
What better way to celebrate being single!? Get some ammo and head off to the range and do some practice! Great sport to get in to.
#5,
Maybe they think you would be a better Veterinarian than a programmer. lol!
#9,
Put it on E-Bay.
#11,
Coulda’ been a “tablet”…..