8. “A rock paperweight. If it was a cool geode or a nice smooth rock I would have been really happy. Otherwise, I can just walk outside and find my own paperweight. Thanks a lot, Ben!”
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#3,
What better way to celebrate being single!? Get some ammo and head off to the range and do some practice! Great sport to get in to.
#5,
Maybe they think you would be a better Veterinarian than a programmer. lol!
#9,
Put it on E-Bay.
#11,
Coulda’ been a “tablet”…..