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The Funniest Jokes Told by 20 U.S. Presidents

Just Viral Editorial Team · Apr 2, 2020 · 127K views
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Chester A. Arthur: The press is doing its job

President Arthur shared this quip at a Republican banquet when dishing about how his ticket won the vote in Indiana, “If it were not for the reporters, I would tell you the truth.”

 

Theodore Roosevelt: Still true today…

There was no lost love between Theodore Roosevelt and Congress, especially after he famously said, “When they call the roll in the Senate, the senators do not know whether to answer ‘present’ or ‘not guilty.’”

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18 responses to “The Funniest Jokes Told by 20 U.S. Presidents”

  1. Pam Hunt says:
    Apr 13, 2020 at 12:39 am

    I love Thedore Rosevellts. It’s still true

    Reply
    • Dominick Schook says:
      Dec 19, 2020 at 12:10 am

      Teddy Roosevelt once said “God Bless America, death to her enemies”.

      Reply
  2. Regina M. Stach says:
    Jun 5, 2020 at 2:14 pm

    I have always loved Harry Truman’s joke “If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog”. I can’t help but feel that there’s some truth in that.

    Reply
    • Ken says:
      Jun 6, 2021 at 3:39 pm

      Best joke ever told was during the Reagan-Mondale debate. “I will not make an issue, for political purposes, my opponents youth and inexperience “

      Reply
  3. John Lovitt says:
    Jun 5, 2020 at 9:35 pm

    My favorite is this:
    In the famous Lincoln-Douglas debates, when Douglas accused Lincoln of being two-faced, Lincoln replied, referencing his homeliness, “Honestly, if I were two-faced, would I be showing you this one?”

    Reply
  4. Thomas Elofsky says:
    Jun 6, 2020 at 10:46 pm

    LBJ was one of the most down to earth president with a dry wit that could say things that were downright crass in a smoke-filled room of diplomacy.

    Reply
  5. Debbie Pahl says:
    Jun 10, 2020 at 4:14 am

    I like Truman’s “If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.”

    Reply
  6. James Jordan says:
    Dec 17, 2020 at 1:35 am

    Van Buran

    Reply
  7. raymond John Mattes Jr says:
    Dec 17, 2020 at 2:07 pm

    Don’t know if this is exactly considered a joke but certainly a truism. Warren Harding said “It’s not my enemies who keep me up at night; I know who my enemies are, but it is my friends.”

    Reply
  8. Mark Z. says:
    Dec 18, 2020 at 4:53 am

    Truman had the funniest joke.

    Reply
  9. Dominick says:
    Dec 19, 2020 at 12:16 am

    Theodore Roosevelt boxed each morning before he went to work. He was very energetic and he took steps 2 at a time.. Citizens would wait for him to run up the steps.. he once said “God Bless America, death to her enemies.”

    Reply
  10. Terry Stone says:
    Jun 6, 2021 at 10:07 pm

    James Madison. “I always talk better lying down.”

    Reply
  11. Jerry Joyner says:
    Jun 7, 2021 at 12:39 am

    I questioned the P.S. about Martin Van Buren being the first American born president…..so I checked it out and ALL the presidents before him were born in America. I went back and re-read it to see how I’d gotten it confused. I hadn’t….it clearly says that Van Buren was the first American born president. What gives??

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    • Weston Welker says:
      Jun 7, 2021 at 6:34 pm

      The previous presidents were born while the country was still part of Great Britain, making Van Buren the first president to be born after we became a nation

      Reply
    • Ed Null says:
      Jun 8, 2021 at 6:26 pm

      You’re thinking America as in North America. I believe they’re stating he was the first born in the United States of America, which was not yet a country when the first presidents were born.

      Reply
  12. Linda Raider says:
    Jun 8, 2021 at 12:22 am

    My favorite joke and President in this group is Ronald Reagan

    Reply
  13. Ed Null says:
    Jun 8, 2021 at 9:16 pm

    You’re thinking America as in North America. I believe they’re stating he was the first born in the United States of America, which was not yet a country when the first presidents were born.

    Reply
  14. Agapito S. Lorenzo, M.D. says:
    Jun 11, 2021 at 7:29 pm

    President Truman said “If you become WEALTHY while holding elective office, you are a CROOK”!

    Reply

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