1. Bears are not allowed in this inn!
Wait a minute, someone came in with a bear as a pet? Cool! What a nice inn! But something definitely went very wrong…They allow you to come in with your pet because we all know the struggle of having a fluffy friend who might be left alone for a couple of days if we don’t have someone who can take care of it. The initiative is good, and the sign is definitely funny since they wrote “Now pet friendly! except for bears,” but they are also cute, tiny, and fluffy. It’s not fair! Next time I pass near this place, I will have a talk with the owner. All pets should be permitted inside because what if I decide to adopt a grizzly bear later this year? I have to sleep with it because it might be afraid during the night!
This funny message truly managed to bring a smile to my face.