5. In this case the word free doesn’t mean what it actually means
Wait what? Besides charging me for staying at their hotel, I also need to pay almost 60 bucks for their WIFI. Whoever wrote this text might have been dizzy or completely distracted by some other stuff around them. Personally, I am ready to make a deal with the owner: I will pay for the internet but only if they will allow me to stay for free for 2 weeks during my time in their town. I think this is a win-win for everybody, honestly!
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