This astonishing entry comes from the tabloid talk show Maury, where poor old Charles is being accused of being the father of another woman’s baby and while this genius doesn’t deny that it is most likely the case, his excuse for how this happened will probably win him the award for ‘most elaborate excuse EVER!’
We would love to find the actual footage of this incredible claim just to see how big the hole Charles digs for himself as he goes through the logistics of how he managed to slip and how….. well, found himself in such a specific location, with such a specific body part of his?