2. Joe Manganiello – The Ketchup King
You’ve never seen The Ketchup King. We’re certain of it. But this was the movie that gave Joe Manganiello his start. This was before he married Sofia Vergara, before Magic Mike, before True Blood, and even before he played Flash Thompson in Spider-Man. His official role was the Black Dildo.
This wasn’t a nickname or anything either. Nope, Manganiello actually voiced a talking Black Dildo in the film. Of all the first roles, this one is the most embarrassing. We’re not sure if any other actor in history can say that their very first performance was a dildo. There may be no worse first role. Whoever it was that first said “everyone’s got to start somewhere,” did not have this in mind.
