37. “I had this in my drafts folder.”
I don’t know how you can draft an email, and then don’t send it for months. More likely, you just didn’t write the email in the first place.
38. “This is delicious!”
Your partner fantasizes himself as a master chef, often forcing you to taste their odd creations. The raspberry-radish combo in their recent dish doesn’t really work, but you can’t really say anything, or your whole relationship might be hit. So you swallow as much as you can and find a way to discard the rest of it.
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