Pardon the pun
When your name is John Yeast, you have to expect the plethora of puns and jokes that will be thrown your way. After all, kids are quite mean and even adults can’t stop themselves from making a pun. It keeps us all on our toes and a well intentioned joke is always good to have around. God knows how many bread puns John probably made himself! We say this because his tombstone in Ruidoso, New Mexico has one of the best puns engraved on it: “Here lies John Yeast. Pardon me for not rising.”
We wonder, just how much did the man ferment over this brilliant joke?
8 thoughts on “10 Funniest Tombstone Messages”
Great, humor.
This is the best, In my opinion, must be a genius.
The funniest I have seen is at the Tombstone Cemetery, in Tombstone AZ. It goes something like this:
“Here lies Les Moore. Cut down from two slugs from a .44. No Les, no more”
It really reads: Here lies Lester Moore , 4 slugs from a .44 No Les, no more
Why not, “The farts are now buried”?
Now this is a good one.
love this one..lol
You need new material.