25. “I’ve got an appointment.”
You don’t have an appointment, you just want to get out of work early or get in late. Watch out for using this one more than once every couple of months, unless you’re going to have to build that little lie out of a continuous illness or disease that can get complicated.
26. “I love it!”
More frequently said of Valentine’s Day or any gift-giving holiday, this is the lie you tell when you get something you really dislike or at least think it’s pretty bad, but you don’t want to hurt your giver ‘s feelings. Now what you need to do is find out who you should regift to…
