9. “It’s so great to see you.”
You haven’t seen this individual for months, and if it was up to you, it would be years until you saw them again. But you popped into them at a cocktail party, and now you’re going to have to behave as if there’s no one else in the world that you’d rather run into. Just admit it: it’s just not that nice to see them.
10. “I don’t care about looks as much as personality.”
Then why did you swipe right before you looked at their profile?
